The cockiest an Altima owner can ever truly be.
He saves. But only if you fasten your seatbelt.
Turn ons: Fast cars and speech impediments
All questions are rhetorical at 30mph and up.
This vehicle brakes for Joey Lawrence.
The subtle play of masculine and feminine. Hugh Jackman would be proud.
Confusion is the M.O. of a Suzuki owner.
It’s a lot shorter than “The Artist Formerly Known As…”
Things I never say while watching CBS.
Your cue to lock you doors and hold your children close.